Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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