belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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