I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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