Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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