Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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