how can u be prego again
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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