She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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