You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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