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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism

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(503): View more from Oregon

My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"

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(651): View more from Minnesota

my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego

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(703): View more from Virginia

I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.

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(317): View more from Indiana

he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!

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(214): View more from Texas

If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.

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