yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I need a beard to bite.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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