I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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