just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
