Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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