Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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