This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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