no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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