nut hugger
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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