I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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