I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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