apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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