Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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