Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
it's like iHOP with fire
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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