I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Help. Why am I so naked?
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