glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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