i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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