Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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