I wanna bring you to show and tell
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm too high and old for this...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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