Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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