i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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