I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she smelled like a LAN party
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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