Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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