so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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