Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
please come you make the beer taste better
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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