ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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