So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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