I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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