I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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