Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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