Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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