this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
