You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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