he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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