i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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