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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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