Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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