He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
