"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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