I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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