come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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