You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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