We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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