She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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