We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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