I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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