On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
