I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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